YOU CAN PROVE ANYTHING WITH FACTS - IN T-SHIRT FORM !!!

Crime is down 14%, but only if you ignore Fraud, which has bloomed under lockdown, in which case it is up.

Boris Johnson didn’t attend any parties under lockdown, except all of the ones which he did attend under lockdown.

The vaccine could only be developed because we had left the EU, even though it was developed before we left the EU.

There has never been a time where the very nature of facts has been so in doubt.

There has never been a better time to own an ethically crafted Stewart Lee ‘You can prove anything with facts’ leisure garment.

There has never been a better time to celebrate in fabric a statement gifted to us by a furious taxi driver somewhere near Shepherd’s Bush in the Spring of 1999.

You can prove anything with facts, so order a You Can Prove Anything With Facts garment today!

Wear your bewilderment with pride!

Make a bold and yet vague statement of uncertainty!!

Tell the world in no uncertain terms that you are certain of nothing!!!

Other catchphrases are available

Stewart Lee

FACTS Merch is Printed on Anthem Organic Tee Shirts. A UK based ethical Tee Shirt Manufacturer.

Black Tee shirt with front print with Green Ink

Shirts are available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and 3XL

Size
S 36" M 38" L 41" XL 43" 2XL 47" 3XL 51''

Fabric: 100% Organic Cotton,
Weight: 145gsm

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They cost £20.00 each plus shipping.